AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR PRESIDENT

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/10/2016 at 17:46 • Filed to: None

Look, I understand that some of you may disagree with my policies, but I'm president, okay? I won. There may be some (unfounded) accusations of foul play in my victory, but the truth is that I was as suprised as anyone that I won. I won, and now I'm president, okay? And I'll be the best president. I have the best potato pics of cool cars and my hair is just really great. So although it's a shock now, you'll just have to get used to my leadership.

DISCUSSION (32)

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 17:52

I want to be First Lady, mu’ fucka!

Teflexing > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 17:53

GO KICK ROCKS ROLLAND!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 17:54

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Jcarr > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 17:54

That tiny lady would probably be safer riding inside the car instead of on the fender like some kind of cute little garbageman.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 17:56

Surprisingly I have been okay with most of your policies thus far

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 17:57

aHEM. What, no acknowledgement for your valiant Chief Of Staff? And Official 3-Star Ass-Kicker ?

Your boy, BJR > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/10/2016 at 18:03

3 stars on paper, 5 stars in my heart. Your tireless dedication is not going unnoticed

Your boy, BJR > JR1
05/10/2016 at 18:05

Duh. I’m the best person for the job. You love my policies, I have the best policies. I also have an opening for Secretary of State.

PorkchoPlissken > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 18:12

I, like most Americans, had no idea what I actually voted for, so I have no real basis to complain. And therefore expect to see me complain.

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY
05/10/2016 at 18:16

Your secretary of cookie procurement for the entire executive branch.

......old school oppo cookies. ;)

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 18:22

Kinja'd!!!

Check yoself fo you wreck yoself.

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull
05/10/2016 at 18:24

HA! I already know everyone who anyone would hire to whack me, and they love me. I pay them more than anyone else ever could, it's the best, I have the best assassins working for me.

Teflexing > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 18:33

The resistance grows stronger...

Dusty Ventures > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 18:37

Kinja'd!!!

Don’t mind me. Just popping in to see what’s going on

Brian, The Life of > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 18:40

Bullpucky!

This is no democracy, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We take turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week and all the decisions *of* that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major issues.

At least that’s what we want you to think ... BWAHAHAHAAA